Saturday, May 10, 2008

Take that Al Sharpton!


The finger-pointing Al Sharpton and his squeaky clean, gospel toting shenanigans has seemed to finally get him in some trouble recently. You see 'Big Al' has quite the amount of connections in the US of A, and many a political leader or two have donated money to his non-profit organization The National Action Network. Well turns out that he's in the tune of owning $1.5 million dollars in back-taxes, according to the government. Of course Al has already denied it, claiming that it's just the government bulldogging him and his civil-rights peeps. Ever since the first time I saw Al Sharpton and his sweet-ass hairdo, I knew the guy had ulterior motives caught somewhere in that fro of his. Now I know it's true.

This is to you Al Sharpton. I hope they incarcerate your ass, just like Hulk Hogan's son.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

We all know that Don Imus is a fuckin' idiot. But calling the Rutgers women's basketball team, "nappy-head hos" is no worse than the gawd-awful rap music, with bitches and hos and n'a'ggers and whatnot. This is a double-standard.

I don't see Al Sharpton rallying to have rap music pulled from all the shelves.

Don Imus apologised. Sure, maybe he didn't mean it. But he did issue a public apology. And what did God's servant Rev. Al Sharpton do? He rejected it! Now Sharpton and Jackson have rallied their troops against Imus to have his show unplugged from the MSNBC feed.

WE'RE SORRY REV. SHARPTON! Good to know you can't bury the hatchet. Free speech is free speech. Talk radio hosts like Imus, Rush Limbaugh, Howard Stern say stupid shit. They do it to get a rise out of people. If you don't like it... don't listen.

Simple lesson here. Let's all just stop being ignorant assholes and focus on ourselves. Try and be a better person. And when someone apologies. Accept it!

The influential black community has a beef with Imus and are blasting him to try and make themselves feel better. Get over it.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

The Mr. and Mrs. Edwards press conference


Today's Best Kept Secret
Pointless Press Conference reveals Elizabeth Edward's cancer had recurred. Campaign goes on.

Last Night CNN reported that John Edwards and his wife Elizabeth would be having a press conference today at noon. Edwards is in the race for United States popularity contest, currently running third place behind Lady Clinton and The Obama, respectively.

So the news? Well, 15 minutes after they said they'd be holding the press conference, the Edwards walked out into a courtyard where they had their wedding reception in '77. They announced as everyone had suspected, that Elizabeth had, once again, been diagnosed with cancer. She had breast cancer removed in 2004, not long after John Edwards and John Kerry lost laughingly in a nail biter with G'dub and Gramps.


So why the press conference? Will he stop in his quest for the presidency? Nope. Elizabeth says the show must go on. I suspect that the Edwards are looking for some attention. And I bet they'd love it if they can grab a few sympathetic votes. Which brings the number of sympathetic candidates in the race to three.


I feel bad for Elizabeth, and I hope the doctors allow her to treat the cancer. But you wasted 25 minutes of millions of viewers, reporters, camera people and the general publics time today. 15 minutes by being tardy and 10 minutes for announcing something every new station in the country had predicted. People are diagnosed with cancer everyday. Stop parading it around for votes.